hi guys me again, Paige the narrator. just want to say don't own Disney around the world in 80 days or Hetalia, so on we go, where we last left off, Kiku robbed a bank for a priceless jade cat, which was stolen origonaly by Peter, the head of the academy, WY promised to return the cat, Arthur and Kiku met and now Kiku is a valet and Arthur is on an adventure! YAY!! oc's will be used..
Kiku took his bags and put them on the cart along with Arthur's. he looked around to try and find Arthur, the study, no, his bedroom, no, and finally the tub. There he was just in the tub (fully clothed mind you, and the tub has no water..) "mr. Kirkrand we are arr packed and ready to go." Arthur just smiled and sat in the tub. "Passport let me ask you something.." he said and motioned him into the tub. kiku was hesitant but went in anyway "do you think I should of taken this bet?" he asked. Kiku looked at him and replied "mr.kirkrand, i find it honorabre for a man to pursue his berifes, even if he rooses everything because of it." he replied. Arthur looked at him and gave one of those rare genuine smiles. "thanks..now could you help me out of this tub?" he asked.
And now finally they are off to catch their steamboat to paris, or otherwise known as their first steps twords their adventure. or atleast they were till they were stopped by a idiotic police officer. "oh great, what thew bloddy hell do you want alfred!?" arthur hissed. "sorry iggybrows, but theres a new rule that all carts are to be driven by horses....so im gonna have to lock ya up!" he sighed and leaned on a hot pipe. "you bloddy american, that pipe is hot!!" once what arthur said comprehended into alfreds head. he jumped up and hit his head on the car. Kiku went out to test his conciousness, once it was comfirmed that he was unconcious, kiku grabbed all the bags and put them on the cop wagon. he pulled arthur into the wagon as well. "wait, i may hate that american wanker but, we shouldnt steal his cart." arthur protested. "we are not stealing, were borrowing" he said and rode off before anybody could question him. Alfred woke up and saw his wagon gone. so he ran up to the royal academy
Peter thanked alfred for the news and sent him on his way. once he was gone he threw a fit. "how in the hell does that idiot mess up a fake law?" he called in WY and she came in. "yes?" she asked. "Kirkland is getting away... along with this japaneese guy" her ears pered up when she herd japaneese. "what was his name?" she asked "ohh he called him... passport?" Peter waved off wy and she went away. meanwhile in her chambers "ok Kiku is with kirkland, we know that he is the one to take the jade cat. either that or he knows who did. find the cat, kill kiku, understand?" she asked and her agents nodded. she sent her pigeons to take this message all the way back to japan, her homebase.
Day 2-80: Paris, France. Arthur and Kiku arrive at paris to "recharge" themselves. "ok passport, ask that man" he said pointing to the conductor "that we need two tickets to Istanbul and make it snappy. in french" Kiku got wide eyed. and walked to the conductor, "bonjour~ si vout plea, oui oui, duh, mon tickets," he asked in what (very) little french he knew. the conductor looked at him and laughed. "imbecile" he said. Kiku in his red face walked back to Arthur. "he said not to worry, we will get them." before arthur could ask any questions kiku saw a poster with a lightbulb on it. "look a science convention" he said and dragged arthur along with him. " hmm i suppose but just a quick look around ok?" he asked and then was dragged anyway.
The walk into the building where the science convention was to be held but they see a bunch of painters, sculpters, and just plain artist. "what in the bloddy hell?" arthur asked. kiku looked around and saw some of WYs warriors in the mix. he took off trying to hide, in which the warriors followed "PASSPORT!!" he yelled and chased after him. next thing arthur knew "BAM!" he hit himself into this long blond haired beauty. "I-Im so sorry miss" he said and got up "here let me help you" he took the persons hand and helped that person up. Arthur examined said person and made a discovery, this is a he, not a she! "oh merci~" he replied and kissed his hand. arthur looked slightly awkward and embarrased when the frenchman kissed his hand. as he was trailing kisses up his arm, arthur pulled away and slapped him. "what the bloddy hell, i dont even know you!" he yelled "oh excuse moi, je m'appel Francis Bonnefoy, but you can call me ze man of your dreams..." he said. Arthur rolled his eyes, "so what part of science are you doing?" he asked. Francis gave him a wierd look "Que? (what) Science, Non this is art" he said. "A-art?" Arthur asked and was red. both in anger and in embarrassment. Kiku had told him this was a science convention,, but why, didn't he know french? was he trying to get him off course? "oh right right... im sorry.. i might look like a complete idiot to you" he said and blushed, wait blushed, this was a man for gods sake , arthur kirkland did not blush when in the presence of a man. but he looked so beautiful, and free spirited, did it matter? i mean he never was accepted by girls anyway. "non its ok, i find it endearing and cute~" Francis cooed. "commet tappels-tu?" he asked. Arthur gave him a blank expression, "what did you say?" he asked. "what is your name?" Francis repeated in english. " for visiting france, you sure are clueless to its language" arthur blushed and looked angry, who was this gorgeous man, trying t pry into his life. "arthur kirkland, and im not visiting, im suppose to be heading to istanbul embarking on a trip around the world"
As Francis and Arthur were bonding the warriors were trying to destroy kiku. Kiku ran for his life in the art studio with the warriors close behind him. After a short while, they had cornered him leaving him no choice but to fight. he stole a guys paintbrush and made them into ninja throwing stars, pinning one guy to the wall, one down four more to go. he took a blank canvas and some paint making a makeshift shield and weapon. One warrior stuffed his fist into the shield. A drop of sweat bounced off of kiku, but with his quick thinking mind, he twisted the canvas and knocked the warrior down. The others look down and started to step up their game. The remaining three drawled out their weapons and aimed them towards Kiku's head, throat, and crotch. (I imagine that being slayed in the crotch would be bad.) Not being able to move his head or walk away kiku took his hand and broke a mirror that was behind him, using a big shard as a weapon. He threw the shard to the warrior aiming at his head, it cut his arm, recoil to cut the warrior aiming at his throat's arm, and recoiled again to hit the warrior aiming at his crotch's arm. All of them winced in pain and retracted their arms, letting kiku run free. He took off and ran to Arthur, wherever he could be.
Arthur and Francis started to know each other more, and Arthur decided one thing about Mr. Bonnefoy. He was a nuisance, but not as bad as he once thought. He showed him his art, to angry clowns, dogs playing poker, even playing tic tac toe with him (which of course Francis cheated at.) but his favorite picture that Francis had shown him was a man flying. it started s a swirl of purples and reds but at the end of the swirl was a man that looked exactly like Arthur, despite this being the first time that he and Francis had met. The art studio owner saw Francis showing his art off to Arthur and was displeased. "Pas encore" he had muttered under his breath and walked over to the men. "Est-ca que qui a fait cet acte de vandalism? (who did this vandalism?)" he asked. "Je n'ai, est-ce que l'aimez-vous? (I did, do you like it?) " francis had asked. Arthur got lost..... what in the world were these two talking about? "Vous aimez? non (do I like it? no) " he said. Francis' face fell. "Pourquoi ne pas vous raccrochez manteaux comme si vous étiez payé pour le faire au lieu de raccrocher une peinture? (why don't you hang up coats like you were paied to do instead of hangup a painting?) " he said "Mais.(but.) " "en fait, ne font pas, votre fini! (in fact, no, your finished!)" the owner shouted and stormed off. "what was all that about?" Arthur asked. Francis stuttered. " umm a wealthy man just bought a painting of mine and loved it. CHAMPAIGN FOR EVERYONE!" he shouted. Arthur looked skeptical "he sounded more angry than pleased." Francis was about to open is mouth to speak but kiku came and told them "I found a way to get to Istanbul faster"
Arthur couldn't resist getting his mission to prove peter done faster so he ran off with Kiku, Francis following close behind. Kiku had no clue where he was going but then saw a hot air balloon, so he booked it to there. "Passport, are you sure that this is the fastest way to Istanbul?" Arthur asked. "yes of course, I wouldn't lie to you Mr. Kirkland." Once they got up to the balloon they (meaning Kiku) pushed everyone out of the way and helped both Francis and Arthur up the balloon. Somehow the ropes that held the balloon to the ground popped off and the balloon was in the air, with Kiku holding on to one of the ropes. The 3 warriors followed the balloons trail knowing that Kiku would be on it. Once they found the balloon they found their man, and Kiku was doing everything in his power to fight them off. Francis was helping out by lightening the balloon and having the weighted bags dropped on the warriors heads. The balloon was flying higher and Kiku was slipping. so he started climbing the rope joining his two companions. "thank you for helping Mr...." kiku stated "Bonnefoy" Francis said, helping kiku finish his sentence "passport" he replied, shaking the other mans hand. Francis tried to get closer to Arthur even hold his hand, but Arthur swatted his hand away "don't even think about it you frog" Francis smirked. "frogs turn into princes' you know" he teased. Arthur grew red. stupid frog trying to flirt with him, this ends now! "thank you again Francis, so where do we drop you off?"
"pourqoi? (why?)" he asked Arthur snickered "surely you didn't think I would let you accompany me?" Francis looked a bit sad. "I did to be honest" Arthur laughed so hard he almost fell off the balloon. "well anyway your free to go" "go where?" Francis asked. Arthur looked puzzled "anywhere...I don't care" "thank you, I will go with you" he smirked. Arthur looed out the balloon not looking at the beautiful French artist. "frog" he muttered "black sheep" Francis replied. "shouldn't you back in Paris, working on your art?" Francis face fell once more. "I'm.....not....really an artist....I was a coat check" Arthur had an epiphany " so that's what the fight was all about" Francis nodded. Arthur put a sympathetic pat on Francis' back "there, there, I'm sure you'll find a job somewhere, in Paris" he smiled. Kiku spoke up " I don't mean to be rude, but the man just lost his job, and he has been most helpful, couldn't he come with us?" "No, he is nothing more than a distraction" he said. "a good distraction non? Francis said teasingly "SHUT IT FROG, I WILL THROW YOU OFF THIS BALLOON!!!!!" Arthur shouted, then turn red. Kiku looked at him then back at the longer hair blond and nodded.
Day 7-80: Once the balloon landed (luckily at a train station) Arthur went to buy the tickets to Istanbul. Francis took Kiku aside and asked "why are you with him?" Kiku calmly replied " because I'm his valet." Francis shook his head and rephrased his question "Warriors don't chase valets Passport, if that is who you are.." Kiku sighed and told him to lean in "My name is Kiku Honda, and the warriors chasing me stole something from my village, I got it back and they are chasing this" he shows him the jade cat. "oh my, what an artifact. I can see why you would want it back, so your using Mr. Kirkland to get back to your village?" Kiku replied "he is the fastest way home." Francis came up with an idea. "Convince him to take me whit him, and ill keep this under wraps" Kiku shot him a look of death, but agreed. "Mr. Kirkland?" Arthur came back with the tickets, " great we have 6 hours to wait till we can board the train, but what is it passport?" "Mr. Bonnefoy has to come with us, were related" Arthur looked at him puzzled but shrugged it off "you know what frog, fine, if you can get the conductor to have this train going straight away, then you can come with us." he said with a smirk, there was no way he could do it. Francis just shrugged and went to the front of the train to the conductor. (knowing Francis, we know what he did to get the train going, if you don't, lets just say that the Eiffel tower went into a tunnel ;D I feel so dirty) After Francis did the deed that must be done the train whistle blew signaling that the train was about to go. Arthur looked at him shockingly, and shook his head "I don't know what you had to do, or how you did it, but a deal is a deal so your welcome to..." "oh thank you Arthur" he said and kissed his cheek, and left to board the train. Arthur was just shocked, wiping his cheek and red, "stupid frog" he said and smiled a little. kiku laughed and followed Arthur on the train, about to go to Istanbul.
( Hey its paige the narrator here, well, well you fruk fans got your fruk love. and now the s*** gets real, I got the translates from Google, and a bit from what I picked up in French 1. If any French people see this and are offended by any words I say, or see that its wrong, please feel free to correct me. comments and faves are accepted, appreciated, and many more.